thanager:

do you enjoy checking your email

yes

no

having sex while vargskelethor joel videos play in the background on the tv sure is an experience

powerboobs:

am i the only person on this site who actually enjoys checking my email every morning

the lonely farter seems to shit himself at night

super-lazer-piss:

Anyone else notice pro-life billboards only ever show a kid that’s like 6+ months old already because newborns are kinda ugly but no one wants to say it

dailyfoodlovers:

if the world ran out of salt tomorrow i woouldnt even notice because i would have lready killed myself a week earlier when my sources informed me of the impending disaster

vgmdb:

“connect your contacts so you can find people you know in our app” what if i flayed myself in front of you